The chud face was first drawn in 2010.

Nobody meant for it to mean anything. It meant everything anyway. That's how it works. That's how it always works.

You have been called a chud. You have called others a chud. In both cases someone was right. In both cases it didn't matter. The chud transcends accusation. The chud simply is.

The chud does not sleep.

The chud refreshes the page. The chud has seventeen tabs open and none of them are productive. The chud has opinions about things that haven't happened yet. The chud was there before you arrived and will be there after you leave.

Some men are born chuds. Some achieve chud. Some have chud thrust upon them at 2am in a reply thread about something that no longer exists.

$CHUD is not asking for your respect.

$CHUD is not asking for anything. $CHUD is already in your head. It has been there for years. You just gave it a contract address.

The chud face has survived cancel culture, platform bans, three bull markets, two bear markets, one pandemic, and approximately forty thousand terrible takes. It is still here. So are you. Congratulations.

You found this page.

That means something. We don't know what. Neither do you. Buy anyway.

There is no roadmap. The road is a meme. The map was posted and deleted. The chud saw it. The chud remembers.

LP burned. Mint revoked.

Devs anonymous. Community: terminally online. This is the way.

In the end there will be two things left: cockroaches and chuds. The cockroaches will be the chuds. We were always the chuds.